Thursday, February 5, 2009

Obama Poem






























Son of Obama

The first things that must be known: It started in Springfield and ended in Hyde Park.
Son of a Kansas woman. Son of a Kenyan man.
Hawaii. Harvard. Chicago. Washington.
His travels are as numerous as the heroes of yore. All must be known.
The handbook is the memoir. "It looks to be way too long" But it must read.
To be an avid supporter one must know his past to appreciate the present.
Each speech must be digested, and watched on time if possible--"and if I do
not have the time?"--Youtube.
One must learn his cabinet and make them household names. One must learn
His opponents and make them household names. Fox News should be shunned,
and so should all terrestrial radio. Biden Gaffe's: Just laugh. Always speak respectfully,
but your opinion's already set. Get out the vote. Watch the Debate. He won no matter what.
"No matter what?" Yes, our support must not waver. Host a Stimulus Party. 
No alternative to approval. The economy's a train that's running down. He's got
the Fix. If not: Blame Bush.
Be Pro-Patriot; Vote Democrat.
Ignore Palin but know how many houses there are of John McCain.
Geithner, Clinton, Emanuel, Gates; Team of Rivals. 
Lincoln + JFK + Reagan + FDR
He has two kids. No dog yet. Basketball Star. Bowling Dud. 
Favorite Food: Trail Mix. 
"Don't you think this is a bit much... a following too extreme?"
No. Extreme is to forget the past eight years.
"But the past 8 years were created by wholehearted support in Bush. Isn't this the same?"
It matters not, this is what needs to be done, if you want to be a Son of Obama.

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